i did this once at yale
didnt hear the end of it from d for hours after he found out
Can you honestly blame me for not trusting you not to pass out from exhaustion and fall from the roof to your death? Or severe injury?
Also, I still have no idea how you got up there in the first place.
—Dylan
you want the truth, suh, i dont know either. dont right recall.
anyway if id been gonna fall, id have told you beforehand so you coulda been ready. what do you take me for?
Oh, of course. Naturally. Silly me.
—Dylan
He is making the most hilarious face right now. XD
—tyro
(Source: fyeahartstudentowl)
i did this once at yale
didnt hear the end of it from d for hours after he found out
Can you honestly blame me for not trusting you not to pass out from exhaustion and fall from the roof to your death? Or severe injury?
Also, I still have no idea how you got up there in the first place.
—Dylan
(Source: fyeahartstudentowl)
please legitimately write a multiple!Tom Hiddles fic
please
please
MAY WE SECOND THIS? (I’d do it in a heartbeat, but term papers.) -A
I will totally fucking do this
…y’know as soon as I deal with the 629834712398 other fanfic ideas I have
—tyro
†: Your religious views?
Ah, well, I don’t buy much into anything organized…I’m quite the fan of Discordian philosophy, however. It’s made the most sense out of anything I’ve ever come across—which is a bit ironic, now that I think it, but isn’t that the point?
—Cedric
I don’t really have any. I spent a lot of time in Christian foster homes, so I guess that’s what stuck with me the most. At least in terms of symbology.
—Evan
Very much atheistic, but—more open-minded than I used to be.
—Dylan
*: What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done?
Man, IDK, I’m a bad judge of this shit. I guess openly being friends with a kid in my grade school who got shunned because he was fat was relatively heroic. I remember people would avoid touching the stair railings after him, and I would stubbornly grab onto both of them when I was walking behind him.
—tyro
The answer to this would depend entirely upon how we are defining the term “heroic”. If you mean “recklessly stupid and grandiose yet still somehow against all logic victorious”, then I have never done anything “heroic”, no.
—Loki
i once climbed up on my neighbor’s roof to save a kitten! *\o/*
—renee
+: What calms you down when you’re upset?
Teddy-hugs usually work pretty well. He’s like the best hugger I know, it’s great. Oh god that was really sappy wasn’t it.
—Billy
LOUD NOISES
by which I mean music.
—tyro
[tw: self-harm]
Painting or drawing. Art in general I guess. Back at inpatient I figured out that painting when I wanted to cut worked well enough to manage things. Not perfectly, but…it did help.
—Evan
[/tw]
dancing and talking to Bandy, my cat. (it’s short for Frumious Bandersnatch, hee *<3*)
—renee
♥: Have you ever fallen in love?
For the record, Cedric, Dylan, and Loki are all refusing to answer this question. Haha losers
As for me…yeah, I’m pretty sure I have.
—tyro
I guess you could call it that. He’s the only person I trust with my life, because I know he wouldn’t hesitate to sacrifice it if the situation called for it. I’ve never met anyone else who understands how important that is.
—Natasha
©: Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
Many times. Many, many times. I do not wish to speak of it.
—Loki
You want a list?
—Evan
Not intentionally…but I guess everyone goes through that phase when they suddenly realize their parents have glaring flaws and really don’t know what’s best for you.
—tyro
It Was Meant To Be Frightening. I Assure You, However, There Is Nothing To Fear. If I Were To Cause Harm To You, I Would Lose The Pleasure Of Your Company.
…Looks like you guys have a couple thought patterns in common, anyway.
—tyro
Ah. Well then.
You’ll forgive me if I don’t quite trust you. Nothing personal, you understand; the number of beings I trust at all can be counted on one hand.
It is certainly fascinating to speak with you, though.
—Loki
Thank You. I Am Enjoying Speaking With You As Well. I Am Not Asking You To Trust Me. I Am, Rather, Asking You Not To Fear Me.
If We Are To Be Honest, I Do Not Trust You Either. It Is, As You Say, Nothing Personal.
That is quite wise of you. I am hardly trustworthy; I will be the first to admit this fact.
—Loki
…okay so the norse god of mischief shacked up in my head is
somehow
making friends
with the sapient horror-statue shacked up in my buddy’s head
this is a very strange time in my life
—tyro
It Was Meant To Be Frightening. I Assure You, However, There Is Nothing To Fear. If I Were To Cause Harm To You, I Would Lose The Pleasure Of Your Company.
…Looks like you guys have a couple thought patterns in common, anyway.
—tyro
Ah. Well then.
You’ll forgive me if I don’t quite trust you. Nothing personal, you understand; the number of beings I trust at all can be counted on one hand.
It is certainly fascinating to speak with you, though.
—Loki
That Was Not My Intent. As I Said, I Pose No Threat To You.
I Am, For All Intents And Purposes, Harmless.
Of course you didn’t frighten me. I simply prefer to…err on the side of caution in most circumstances.
—Loki
mmhmm okay we’ll go with that interpretation
—tyro
Shut up. You’re afraid, don’t try to deny it.
—Loki
dude I will freely admit I’m terrified of Weeping Angels
that offscreen teleportation gimmick scares the absolute crap out of me
(no offense, Xe)
—tyro
(ps hey you should tag this blog with “#themirrormaze” since that’s the tag I’m tracking
jsyk)
L: …What is that creature? I’ve never seen its like—how does it function? Why does it only move when unobserved? How does it feed, or reproduce—
t: LOKI
NO LOKI
LOKI NO
We Feed On Potential Energy. I Am Told That Your Race Is Very Long-Lived. You Would Make A Fine Meal, I Am Sure.
Our Reproductive Habits Are, I Believe The Human Expression Is “None Of Your Damn Business”.
We Only Move When Unobserved Because That Is How We Have Evolved. Do You Have Any Other Questions
The look on his face right now is priceless.
—tyro
Shut up! I am not frightened of that—thing. But I believe I shall leave it alone. Out of courtesy.
—Loki
yeah yeah river in Egypt you know the rest
—tyro
Well, honestly, him not sleeping for like a week is pretty standard…
But with the coffee in him he was basically this green and gold blur that DIDN’T EVER BLINK
at least until he collapsed and Thor had to carry him to bed
—tyro
…Hmph.
—loki
Well y’know, if he didn’t blink…
I’ve got someone he should meet the next time he gets hyped up on coffee. :D
—PMNo.
L: …What is that creature? I’ve never seen its like—how does it function? Why does it only move when unobserved? How does it feed, or reproduce—
t: LOKI
NO LOKI
LOKI NO
Loki you had coffee once and you were REALLY AWAKE and you didn’t sleep for like a WEEK. It was kinda scary. :C
Well, honestly, him not sleeping for like a week is pretty standard…
But with the coffee in him he was basically this green and gold blur that DIDN’T EVER BLINK
at least until he collapsed and Thor had to carry him to bed
—tyro
…Hmph.
—loki
(Source: themirrormaze)
For the record, Loki is not allowed to have coffee. Or any other form of caffeine. We make exceptions for chocolate but that’s it.
THERE IS A VERY GOOD REASON FOR THIS RULE.
—tyro
I still do not see why this is the case. Your tendency towards hyperbole should not be just cause to limit my actions.
—Loki
Dude you quite literally freaked out and tore up half the house
we don’t let you have coffee for the same reason we wouldn’t let Tony have crystal meth okay
—tyro
#with neon colored frosting #and sprinkles #and also i want ice cream #and then i’m pretending that i didn’t have a birthday because i do not want to be this old
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen and otherwise. Thirty years old today and still acting as though he’s five.
On another note—if you’re old, what exactly does that make me, hm?
—Cedric
WHOOPS
SOMEBODY’S GETTING A SPANKING
—tyro
(Source: shakasabi)
An indulgent pile of Mordecai drawings. Creepy faces are less off-putting on bug-eyed cats, I suppose. A lot of these don’t feel like they came out quite right, but I don’t have time to mess with them any longer.
I mentioned a while back that Tracy’s human!Zib bears a striking (read: eerily uncanny) resemblance to Taylor. Well. Mordecai here bears a striking resemblance to his sig other, Dylan, of the Mirror Maze.
Just pointing it out, because it’s kiiiinda weird. (Also terrifying.)
-Ansh
IT’S TRUE. IT IS TERRIFYING.
—tyro
…I suppose there are worse people I could be compared to. (The resemblance is uncannily striking, I have to admit. I don’t know if I’m quite that good-looking.)
—Dylan
“you look like a pixie!”
i am.
“you have a little faerie face.”
i am.
“you’re so flighty, like a little bird or a nymph.”
i am.
i am, i am, i am.
can’t you tell?
- a
